Smart Woman

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his check-up, the doctor called her into his office alone.

He said, “Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don’t do the following, your husband will surely die. Each morning, prepare him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch prepare him a nutritious meal. For dinner, prepare specially his favorites meals. Don’t burden him with chores or discuss your problems with him. It will only making things worse. No nagging and more importantly, you have to increase your frequency of intimacy. If you can do this for next ten months to a year, most probably your husband will fully recover and will regain his health completely...”

On the way home, the husband asked his wife, “What did the doctor say?”

“HE SAID YOU’RE GOING TO DIE,” she replied.